Monday, August 13, 2007

Interview with Zakk Wylde

Ozzy’s longtime guitarist Zakk Wylde had a medical “story” of his own. When asked to answer a few questions, Wylde responded, “Is it about my sex change operation? They botched me up, bro. Now I’ve gotta get it reversed! It was painful enough already…ripping the cock and balls off. And I looked at the labia and I go, ‘You call this a labia?’ It’s just fucking disgusting. I got butchered and now the bottom line is they’ve got to reattach the cock and balls. That’s gonna fuckin’ set me back a little bit.”

Maybe it’s surgical discomfort that has Wylde opting to wear a kilt on stage this tour. Wylde was also insistent that he is not wearing anything underneath the Scottish garb. “Fuck that! I don’t wear underwear anyway. The only time I’m wearing underwear is when I’m lifting weights so my nuts don’t blow out of my body.”

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